January 2012
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i don’t understand like when people are all “omg that person is so hot my ovaries exploded” or “so hot now i’m pregnant” like ok you find them attractive and now you have a human being growing inside of you no that makes perfect sense also ow i would not want my ovaries exploding like that’s definitely not how attraction works what is wrong with you...
Jan 27th
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kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident.
Jan 27th
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still laughing at butter storage help
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BUTTER STORAGE
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FOUND THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO STOP...
moriartistry: https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/end-acta-and-protect-our-right-privacy-internet/MwfSVNBK
Jan 24th
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Listenget-to-bed-birds: Life Less True - The Ladybug...
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Here's a friendly reminder:
caffeinatedfeminist: -You cannot be sexist toward men. Sexism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against men but you CANNOT be sexist toward them. -You cannot be racist towards white people. Racism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against white people but you...
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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foodiewin: aryaesque: oldstarnewshine: how to cut down on an enormous chunk of illegal downloading, and this is so absurdly simple that it boggles the mind: make your show / movie / whatever accessible online.  put ads on it so you can make money off of it, or sell a subscription to a competitive streaming service like netflix. make it available everywhere, meaning the country of origin...
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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ugh philosophy and history are going to be horrible i just know it i’m gonna need so much caffeine but uh my philosophy professor is from boston so he says “clahk” instead of clark and that we need to study hahd.
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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me: and then he killed himself isn't that ridic
mom: well now i guess there's LESSIARTY OF MORIARTY
Jan 18th
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A Dominican goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he...
super-eklectic1: dumbthingswhitepplsay: i feel good because i understood this joke even though my Spanish ends at a song for preschoolers hahahahaaaaa
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Self Defense with the IDF!
byroniceye: 1.) Instead of instinctively resisting the attacker’s pull, attack his eyes directly by shoving your fingers into the sockets to temporarily blind him. 2.) Fuck him up. 3.) Fuck him up. 4.) Fuck him up. 5.) Fuck him up. 6.) Fuck him up.
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e_e yesterday and this morning my brain was like get ready for your mwf classes ok i got to school at around 8:40 for what i thought was my 9:20 today is tuesday there are no classes that start at that time but my brain was like lol nope go 2 ur mwf classes walked into the middle of a philosophy class and after about ten minutes i was like well shoot  but i stayed because i didn’t...
Jan 17th
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